Dick and Balls

A popular online saying usually asking people if they like them and if there is a response that is other then Yes, then whoever said no is made fun of for weeks

Hey Kayla do you like dick and balls

by Lisa Marie Lafontaine July 1, 2019

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

you're breaking my balls

Similar to the phrase 'my balls', it is the longer, more informative version for those idiots who haven't ever heard the phrase.
Used many times by Eric Cartman in the show South Park

John - Here I have a new, mint condition guitar.

Rob - Oh! I'll pay $120.

John - $120? You're breaking my balls, man.

by MrUmbop October 29, 2007

gargling balls

When one person performs the act of putting another's testicle's in someone else's mouth. You also have to make the sound effect. Like your choking.

Hey Emma, wanna be gargling balls tonight?

Yeah sure Ben, love to ;)

by DAVE123098 June 3, 2010

titty balls

Perfectly round, perky, tennis ball-sized breasts normally only seen on 18 and 19 year old coeds.

"I haven't seen titty balls like those since Spring Break in Cancun."

by A teamer December 13, 2006

Tripping Balls

The highest level of trippin.
Completely freaking out. Usually crazy ass drugs are involved.

Sir, that stolen Lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says she can't go to a hospital because she's quote, "tripping balls."

by lolavis March 20, 2010

balls-deep

when your magic stick is at max travel in your partners anatomy

i usually prefer to be balls-deep bout three times a day....only a sufer knows the feeling

by Big BNP January 29, 2004