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astroturf

A substitute for grass - Usually played on by soccer/football teams
"That was some good astroturf we played on at the weekend I almost thought it was real grass"
by Rossy boy August 9, 2006
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Astroturf

1. Grass cut into small squares and sold at nurserys. Commonly used to lay grass where no grass exists and growing grass would be difficult.

2. A manufactured grassroots movement in which a small group fakes their numbers to gain attention.
"That astroturf will blend in nice"

"In 2003, a group of letters from "soldiers" in Iraq were printed in newspapers across the country, which touted the successes of the war. Every letter was exactly the same, except the "soldiers'" names. This was an attempt to counter grassroots movements with astroturf."
by Captain Neatoman October 17, 2004
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The study of astronomers.
Guy: yeah I think he was a famous astro-nomer.
Girl:you mean astronomer?
Guy: No, I mean astro-nomer. The person who studies astronomers. Astronology.
Girl: What the Fuck?! I've never heard of that.
Guy: Well, maybe if your dumbass read up in urbandiction you would.
by wrecking_d March 4, 2009
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astrocism

the belief that a particular zodiac sign, especially one's own, is superior to other zodiac signs.
The man is a product of astrocism; he thinks he is God's Gift to the world because of his zodiac sign.
by Mr.No Name November 8, 2009
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astrolabe

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years
Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.
by TheOneWhoLearnsWithKavanah November 2, 2011
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Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck
Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.
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Anal Astronaunt

Act of males porking other males in the butthole.
harry sure is a anal astronaunt
by sexual relation July 14, 2009
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