When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain November 16, 2007
An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019
noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
by stefan buff November 10, 2013
by beezley October 15, 2013
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
by upthedownside March 23, 2012
The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.
by ploply November 19, 2018