Awesome

The greatest joke in the world concocted by the greatest roommate in the world, in the greatest room in the world, at the greatest school in the world, in the greatest city in the world, in the greatest state in the world, in the greatest country in the world, on the greatest planet in the world, in the greatest universe in the world, posted on the greatest computer ever, under better than ideal conditions

The joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To titty fuck" is the definition of awesome.

by billy jim awesome March 30, 2009

Awesome

Being way cool

Jess and Tash are so awesome ;)

by sathesjs September 26, 2009

Awesome Blossom

The act of having a threesome with three very attractive Italian sisters.

Did you hear? Kyle just did an awesome blossom. What a hero.

by Ginger Bear August 4, 2009

awesome jawsome

when yu give a blow job

that girl gave me an awesome jawsome!

by anonymous555 May 9, 2005

Awesome

Someone or something that is really, really cool.

My friend Midna is awesome!

by Pweegue August 11, 2009

awesomest

Stupid way to say "most awesome" which is still a stupid thing to say. Just say "pretty awesome," alright?
People often mistake "stupid" with "cute" and/or "goofy." Don't be fooled. It is actually stupid.

Girl: OH MY GOD THAT IS THE AWESOMEST PINK FLOWERY BUBBLEGUM BOUNCY CAR THAT I EVER SAW!
*boom*
Bystander: Turns out it was a car bomb. That was pretty awesome.

by G-Dizzle January 7, 2005

awesome

Word used to describe something that is Cool

Also can be used sarcastically to indicate to the other person of your apathy towards the current discussion topic

Person 1: With this device i will be able to rule th-!
Person 2:Awesome...

by mAGIK bUS July 15, 2008