crusin the dusties

When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.

Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.

by DirtySL October 16, 2017

dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017

Dusty Bob

Dusting powdered sugar on the butthole before you eat it.

"I'll admit, at first I was hesitant.. but then when I tried the Dusty Bob it completely changed my outlook on life."

by Teh Brofessor April 21, 2017

Dusty Tornado

The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.

Last night i gave her a Dusty Tornado

by fuck_bees June 25, 2017

Dusties

Four-finger or two-finger brass knuckles or knuckle dusters used for self defense.

Lemme pull my dusties out!!

by Big Snatch November 30, 2017

dusty snack

someone who used to look hot/attractive

You see that old mug shot of Mike Epps? With his dusty snack ass.

by ihandledis December 11, 2017

Dusties

Black liberals who always blame the white man for their poor decisions and criticize successful and independent thinking blacks by calling them oreos or uncle toms.

"Here goes another one of these dusties blaming whites for his ignorant decisions in life"

by Totino the pizza boy May 7, 2018