Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide

I saw the Ghost of the Goon on the way to school today

by escalivasen March 24, 2025

Goon

A member of the gang, "Goon Squad", located in northern Utah. Goons are known for their violence and badass ways. Only way to become a goon is if your from the PV, NO, or OV hood.

If you mess with a goon, your shit will be dropped, no questions asked, end of story.

by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 9, 2010

Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off

Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.

by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025

goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020

gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it

wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?

by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025