awooga

when you see a fine lady and go crazy

person 1: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
person 2: why are you in my house

by paradenical May 24, 2021

goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020

huah

The word to use when you have a desperate need to throw poop at a wall.

Therapist: How are you feeling
You: I feel the need to huah.
Therapist: What the fuck is a huah?

by paradenical May 24, 2021