Hack fart

Predictable viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls seeking attention.

"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"

by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020

Old fart

It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones

Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!

by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020

giggle-fart

it’s when you giggle and fart at the same time.

Ben Dover: *giggle-farts*
Anna Bortion: Did you just giggle-fart?

by use my word March 16, 2020

Refried Fart

A refried fart is when a woman passes gas in a weird seated position and instead of up flapping out or sliding up the crack, it slides up to her vagina. The Refried Fart occurs when said gas is pushed back out for the 2nd time.

Karen caught the corona from a refried fart.

by Lengend700 March 21, 2020

Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

holy fart thats quirky

An adjective to describe something being so quirky that you have to add a fart in the mix

Holy fart thats quirky
Person 1: hey did you see Lizzo do her hair toss?
Person 2: Yeah! I liked when she checked her nails too.
Person 1: holy fart that's quirky

by Tyler ninja Ehan blevman May 18, 2020

crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020