one hit wonder

The dude who was 3 that you thought was a ten who ran away after having sex once

I refuse to write this section
one hit wonder

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Which ones doyle

A phrase the Cornwall dude from Saint Denis says to you in a soft voice when you are about to capture Etta Doyle

“You bide your time and figure out which ones Doyle”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 28, 2013

One-Piece Swimsuit

a bathing cloth that holds poop and other body waste, even pee

"hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh" *plop*, oh, a poop came out to my one-piece swimsuit

by Pottbellyocassional July 26, 2025

One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 18, 2019

In One

When virgins who don’t drink much get drunk off of one twisted tea and are hammered.

Man I was totally in one last night.

by Mr. obliteration October 16, 2021