chocolate golf ball

when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..

i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...

by unionstar702 June 15, 2010

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

by Him Riallu August 29, 2005

blue ball blow job

This is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to cum. He then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.

My guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust... Now my guy with one nut has blue ball. He got a blue ball blow job.

by J Jew Kreeganator August 25, 2013

bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

by Stains Jr. May 21, 2009

Til the balls come home

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'

'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

by yeti_detective August 23, 2012

king dick on ball mountain

someone who thinks he's the shit.

That fucker thinks he's king dick on ball mountain, but he is not

by snatha July 17, 2011

flat billed ball cap

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

by Kirkury May 29, 2022