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street lingo for a game of tennis
yo man u coming 4 a game of t-ball this afternoon...
t-ball by lloydbanks25 January 20, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
When a person is so high on an eight-ball that they actually allow a friend, relative or stranger to teabag them.
Dude, I was so f--ked up last night on that eight-ball you gave me that I let my step-brother t-ball me!
T-Ball by gt50025 January 22, 2010
When one friend places his testicle on the tip of his other friend’s erect penis, and the third friend hits the first friend’s testicle off of the second friend’s erect penis with his own erect penis
Last summer, Craig, Robert, and Chad t-balled during football camp.
T-ball by TheRealDonald_Trump January 4, 2020
1. The act of putting a man's testicles on a short pole and beating the shit out of them with a baseball bat.

2. Putting a man's testicles in a woman's mouth and beating her in the head with a metal baseball bat to near death .
I was playing t ball with Jenny and she bit down real hard before she fell.
t ball by luh luh lammy January 4, 2009
The act of placing ones genitals on the forehead of the intended victim, while they are knocked off by another mans Bat.
"Joe T ball me off Amy's head, and nearly hit a home run!"
T Ball by Patewerth January 17, 2008

Playin' T-Ball 

The act of hitting on or flirting with a group of females that you know it's impossible to strike out with.
Guy 1: How'd it go with those hoes last night homie?
Guy 2: Good, man I was playin' T-Ball so you know I went home and knocked three different girls out of the park.
Playin' T-Ball by J Chainz 20 March 4, 2013

Dirty T-ball 

A variation to the Dirty Geyser, This is when you punch a woman so hard in her stomcah a solid poo comes out, thus making it shoot into the air. This would be when you try to bite at it.
Dirty T-ball by nate the snake August 27, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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