t-ball
t-ball by lloydbanks25 January 20, 2009
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T-ball
When one friend places his testicle on the tip of his other friend’s erect penis, and the third friend hits the first friend’s testicle off of the second friend’s erect penis with his own erect penis
T-ball by TheRealDonald_Trump January 4, 2020
t ball
1. The act of putting a man's testicles on a short pole and beating the shit out of them with a baseball bat.
2. Putting a man's testicles in a woman's mouth and beating her in the head with a metal baseball bat to near death .
2. Putting a man's testicles in a woman's mouth and beating her in the head with a metal baseball bat to near death .
t ball by luh luh lammy January 4, 2009
Playin' T-Ball
The act of hitting on or flirting with a group of females that you know it's impossible to strike out with.
Guy 1: How'd it go with those hoes last night homie?
Guy 2: Good, man I was playin' T-Ball so you know I went home and knocked three different girls out of the park.
Guy 2: Good, man I was playin' T-Ball so you know I went home and knocked three different girls out of the park.
Playin' T-Ball by J Chainz 20 March 4, 2013
Dirty T-ball
A variation to the Dirty Geyser, This is when you punch a woman so hard in her stomcah a solid poo comes out, thus making it shoot into the air. This would be when you try to bite at it.
Dirty T-ball by nate the snake August 27, 2012
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