Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Trade Sharking

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.

"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"

by Peht March 16, 2025

Feral SHARP

A fake anti fascist skinhead crew in Canada and the US made up of fresh cuts and old dudes with no friends. They don’t fight and they don’t even have enough members to have real chapters.

I just saw a bunch of DMS guys beat up a Feral SHARP and take his braces.

by Poppycock89 March 20, 2025

Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had

I'm blasted on Tokyo Shart

by anonymous April 13, 2025

Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.

"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!

by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025

Herr Sharples

A Herr Sharples is a very evil person. First used in 250ad by Hans Mcdingledong in what is now Berlin germany.

You're such a Herr Sharples

by gregito April 22, 2025

Skate Shark

When A more experienced roller skater deliberately engages with or takes advantage of newer skaters with the intention of having sexual relations with them.

Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.

“He’s giving her lessons again and she just started skating a week ago. Y’all know he’s a skate shark right?”

by Sk8MasterOG April 30, 2025