Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

c sharp minor

the key signature for cool songs

i love hungarian rhapsody 2 in c sharp minor

by arabesquenumberone February 21, 2026

I shart you not

Variant of “I shit you not”

I shart you not, that ₴hit is real. 💩 🥔 🫘

by 🅰️ February 23, 2026

Non-sharing yumeshipper

A non-sharing yumeshipper/selfshipper is someone who *prefers not to interact with their doubles* (people who share the same F/O) for any kind of reason. Whether that's because of personal preference or something deeper.
Nonsharing yumeshippers ARE NOT obsessed with their F/O, they do not harass their doubles and they do not want their doubles to 'quit' just because they're nonsharing.
*'Nonsharing' is a boundary that allows yumeshippers to curate their own space and create a safespace on their own account for themselves.*

Other ways to say 'Non-sharing Yumeshipper': Non-sharer, nonsharer, nonsharing

I'm a Non-sharing Yumeshipper, I prefer if you don't interact with me.

by Corruptedfilessys March 5, 2026

Ghost Shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Ghost shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Urinal Shark

The guy next to you in the urinal who can't help but take a peep or two over at you to see what you're working with

The guy next to me in the bathroom was a urinal shark

by Chicken bus March 25, 2026