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pretentious cock sucker

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.
Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.
by Postfarm August 12, 2006
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cock-a-doodle-doo

as in the nursery rhyme
"Cock-a-doodle-doo,
Mummy did a poo,
Daddy's in the Dunny,
And he don't know what to do"
by Katie and Bevan May 9, 2003
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bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)

The twisted and perverse cousin of chewbacca who jacks off so much his name was changed to bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)!!
Chewbacca's cousin jacks off so much that his dick turned permanently blue!!.....We nick named him bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)!
by Pete Negwaski! December 13, 2007
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Fuck shit balls cock

An expression of anger, sadness, or frustration. Normally said but older teenagers and young adults. This word normally means that someone forgot something, lost something, did badly in a game or in school, or in any other bad situation
Ah! Fuck shit balls cock! I forgot my homework on my dresser!
by Darnpoo October 2, 2009
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021
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frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016
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