Moby Dick

A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.

I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.

by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

Voodoo Dick

1. a dick that is so good it keeps chicks coming and cumming
2. the penis of a guy named benny from Boston

Benny stayed out late last night giving that stripper slut the voodoo dick, and now she won't stop calling.

That slut said thank-you this morning after giving her the Voodoo dick all night!!

by marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Floppy Dick

When You Just Had An Erection And You Masturbated And Then Your Dick Becomes Flacid And Then You Jump And Then It Flops Therefore Creating A Floppy Dick

Johnny Just Masturbated And Now He Is Jumping And His Dick Is Floppy. Therefore He Has A Floppy Dick

by xaxsxs January 10, 2007

dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

whisky dick

longer than normal erection and climax time due to alcohol in a man's system.

I was trying to cum and get this overwith, but I had whisky dick.

by carmen February 10, 2005

dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

by Mark VZ April 23, 2006