The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

Giving one's daily dose of zinc

euphemism for ejaculating into your girlfriend or boyfriend's mouth

-Justin gave Orally her daily dose of zinc :^)

- hell yeah Giving one's daily dose of zinc is my favorite activity boii

by Orally June 25, 2017

One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".

"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"

by rezinator November 22, 2024

One in a million

1. Used to emphasize something extremely unlikely, but you don’t care to find out the actual probability of said event. (Same with, “one in a billion” and “one in a trillion”)

2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.

1. John: “Are you sure this is safe?”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”

2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”

by Glockumentary November 14, 2021

One in a million

I love you

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.

by Out&About November 29, 2021

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022

One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 01, 2018