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Nobel Shark

A Nobel Shark is a close word to "dumb shit" or "no brain study"
Edward: "Goddammit you fucking blast minded Nobel Shark!"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"
by Shah Majee-Jahandi June 9, 2024
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friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.
'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark
by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024
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Sir Sharku

The field marshal of the British army if you see this guy in-game you will gain plus 1,000,000,000,000 social credit for meeting the owner of the British Army on Roblox.
Your Such a Sir Sharku man your the Field Marshal of the British Army.
by SirJet October 2, 2024
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nuisance share

When someone shares something with you that was unsolicited, outside of your area of interest, outside of your area of expertise, or otherwise unwanted and unwelcome.

Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.

Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.

Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.

Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Well, I just had another long-ass conversation and disagreement with Roger. Now he is justifying his side of the story by sending me a shit ton of nuisance share website links. Does he think I have time to read that crap after he wasted my morning on some dumb shit?
by Jordicolas October 3, 2024
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the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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Bull Shark

Someone who’s always on the move, chasing the mula. Just like a shark that must keep swimming to stay alive, they believe that continual motion isn’t just a choice; it’s a necessity for survival.

a word often used by Jamie Rose.
I’ve been going OT on the hours. Focussed on the bag, Bull Shark, no sleep.
by club frendo October 25, 2024
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Dirty Shartini

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.
Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024
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