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Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.
Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019
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Shiver me ball sacks

To not be scared of anyone or anything
Oh my god he’s big and bad well shiver me ball sacks
by Issac frost July 17, 2022
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ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.
Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out
by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020
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National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 9, 2020
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temporary ball cancer (tbc)

The unpleasant sensation of a dull ache or pain in the scrotum that usually lasts no longer than a few minutes
Jay- My balls are killing me, bad case of TBC right there.

Bob- TBC?

Jay- Temporary ball cancer (tbc) ya mook.
by Lloyding May 18, 2014
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Icy hot on my balls

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts
I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good
by Dasbacon January 21, 2022
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3 balls 1 hole

When you put both your testicles in a hole (pussy, butthole, or mouth) and then another guy also puts 1 of his 2 testicles in the same hole.
Yo Lauren, you wanna come by my cardboard box later tonight so Choad-Head and me can complete the 3 balls 1 hole challenge?
by Mountain Dew Code Retard June 23, 2022
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