One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.

Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.

by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 04, 2018

One With

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle order. Where you get 1 sausage sanga with onions.

Hi, I'd like one with please.

by ABBSSOW August 18, 2024

One Bag

Has a secret meaning, ask a friend to find it out

You’re a one bag :)

by Erin-Sofia October 10, 2021

One Eyed Reaper

A non-existent character which is a bastard

Are you a One Eyed Reaper?

by Janev July 06, 2018

One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 11, 2010