4 definitions by justinbieberisshit1987

Republican

Fucking dinlos.

Republican (Virgin): I’m a dick.
Literally everyone else: FUCK YOU YOU DIVHEAD

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

marilyn manson

oMG mAriLYn ManSOn iS sO evIl Man, shut the fuck up. His music is fucking dope.

Virgin: Marilyn Manson is crap.

Chad: Shut the fuck up. You’re just creeped out by his music videos.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 4, 2022

One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.

Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

nickleback

The very epitome of bubblegum pop shit. Chad Kroeger sounds like he’s sucking a giant squid’s cock. Honestly, I’d rather hear 100 hours of fart noises mixed with Nyan Cat than listen to 1 second of Nickleback. The guitar is autotuned as fuck, and you can barely hear the drums or the bass. The only good thing that Nickleback have done is that they’ve made a great cover of Sad But True by Metallica.

Virgin: I like Nickleback
The entire country: Fuck Nickleback. Even the White Stripes are better than this fucking crap.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 4, 2022