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black cock wife

A white woman who is married to a white man but has a black lover on the side. She goes black because her husband has a small penis and she craves a big black cock in her pussy. She will occasionally still have sex with her husband because she loves him but she is crazy for her black stud and gets wet just thinking about him, which is most of the time.
Sarah is a black cock wife because Chris has a three-inch dick and she craves Jerome's 9-incher.
by Moon Fish May 7, 2009
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ninja cock slap

a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.
Jimmy did a flying spin flip over the table and ninja cock slapped Jenny on the side of the head.
by Matt Kopacz November 1, 2004
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alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.
jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.
by timousine February 20, 2009
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flying cock monkey

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.
your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"
by J-chan October 2, 2007
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Ninja Cock

A cock so powerful and overwhelming that you have no idea what to do with it. An elite warrior. It is very speedy and unable to be tamed, specialising in a vast array of martial arts. The ninja cock has multiple times the power of a normal cock, and those who possess a ninja cock have a high ranking within their society. Only the very worthy come into contact with the ninja cock as it is very special.
Renee's ninja cock was so powerful and strong that Jess became un-conscious when she witnessed it.

The ninja cock knocked me out cold.
by Patty Mayonaisse October 17, 2008
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Hitch-cock

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.
Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!
by N1k94 March 23, 2009
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She loves the cock

When a girl is hot, and usually untouchable. It relates to yourself imagining having sex with her and she is loving it.
'Woah, did you see her? She LOVES the cock!'
by Floyn1 February 4, 2010
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