Definitions by timousine

alarm cock 

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

alarm cock by timousine February 20, 2009