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what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.
owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

are you serious right neow bruh 

On the first day there was nothing, and on the second day ishowspeed said "are you serious right neow bruh"
and there was light
cat dies

"are you serious right neow bruh"
(sad)

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.
Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

Are you 💅🏼? 

The hand movement equals = gayness.
If someone asks you "Are you 💅🏼?"
They are meaning to ask you if you are gay.
person 1: Hey, are you 💅🏼?
Person 2: Yes. Are you 💅🏼?
Person 1: Nah but I support.

are you going to marry that? 

When passing a joint around, someone takes a few more puffs than would be considered polite thus depriving others of herb....

could also be used in others scenearios when someone hogs something for too long.
mate....."are you going to marry that?" or what?"

what are you doing step sis 

When your step sis gets stuck in the laundry

*sweet home alabama playing*

Step-Bro: What are you doing step sis

*starts putting his shling slong ding dong into her ass, she looks up*

Stetp-Sis: *Screams*

*stepsis stands up and turns around*

Step-bro: Damn your ding dong shiling shlong*
When step sis gets stuck AGAIN, "what are you doing step sis"