Wedge 

Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."

1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.

Wedge by Heather, Erin, Kristiney, Amy, Stephen December 11, 2004

Wide Neck 

Someone who is retarded. Also see thick tongue

The "wide neck" rode the short yellow bus to school

Wide Neck by Anonymous March 24, 2003

wide open 

can be used antime or anyplace, but mostly used as

a. hell yeah
b. something out of nowhere

a- person 1: dude this new cd is tight
person 2: wide open!

b- person 1: jimmy and tyler were just standing there and tyler just wide open punched jimmy in the face

wide open by mcnoodle May 5, 2006

widgetary 

The magical, black art of providing bite sized chunks of information, easily digestable to a wider audience.

"Hey, thats some mighty fine widgetary you have created"

widgetary by TheHowitzer March 27, 2008

Wideway 

Wideway - (Noun) The shorter and wider way of any way longer than it is wide. All sideways, driveways, highways, walkways or perhaps best explained - runways have a physically constructed wideway running in a perpendicular manner to the long way.

used as a verb......

Wideway (Verb) - making a brisk and broad physical relocation movement (often in a circular pattern) in gaining separation, ideally going unnoticed in getting the fuck out of the oncoming broad sweeping path of trouble. This preemptive measure is customarily associated and necessary in foiling high levels of drama, stress, possible trouble with the PoPo (5.0), bitter exe's, connections you owe money to on a front and don't have the cash, ass whippings, etc., etc.

Example: (used as a noun)

News Anchor: "This just in to the channel 20 news room, and as follow up to this late breaking story..... On scene Aviation Traffic Safety Board Investigators have just released the following press statement. The drunk, sleep deprivated and disoriented pilot while attempting a North to South landing approach, fucked up and came in on a East to West wideway heading. No further information regarding possible injuries and fatalities has been released. We will keep you apprised of future findings and developments."

Example - "Hurry you "stuck on stupid" mother fucker, we gotta get wideway and now! Here comes your crazy dope dealing baby momma and I heard her new boyfriend is DEA!"

Wideway by whathisnuts May 5, 2010

Bear With Wide Cave 

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.

Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*

Bear With Wide Cave by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009

widget 

an ornamental "bobble" fastener for ponytails and braids -- two beads or other ornaments attached to either ends of an elastic loop or elastic figure 8

I just got a pair of hello Kitty widgets

widget by Sparki July 29, 2003