two cylinder

when a guy fingers two girls at the same time and his hands are pistoning up and down while making engine noises.

mary and sara were getting the two cylinder action from joe.

by bill dunn June 11, 2006

two face

A girl who looks hot in one setting, but ghastly in another - usually because of poor lighting.

GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?

JERRY: Have you come across this?

GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two face.

JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?

GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..

by Caffeine and Irony December 28, 2005

two faced

when a person that you thought was your friend goes behind your back and talks about or tells other people what you have said about them!

my and my firend told john a lot of stuff about this girl and then he went behind our backs and told her every damn thing was said about her!JOHN is two faced.

by nfgril July 5, 2006

dinner for two

The act of orally indulging in one anothers genital regions. Also known as the 69er.

Say! We can go back to my place for dinner for two...

... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

by Doug Robb, father of Tim Robb March 25, 2006

forty-two

the meaning of the life, universe, and everything, according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Now, we just need to find the question....

what do u get when u multiply six by seven? 42. (of course this can't be the ulimate question.)

by Sparrow May 22, 2005

two girls one cup

Like the video from "The Ring" but you die a worse death...

If you watch two girls one cup, before you die, you see...their rings!

by BenM666 January 9, 2009

Texas Two Sac

When you throw one bag on her head and one on yours as well in case hers falls off.

Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.

by MrFurly December 19, 2007