Twidger

Offensive word for a little person

Look at that little twidger, hes so small!

by Zknafien January 26, 2019

Twinsian

The act of a professional baseball team adding players or coaching personnel that contribute very little if nothing to the overall success of the team going forward, but do appeal to the blind sentimentality of homer fans who long for the good old days. Best characterized by moves that masquerade as being legitimate using a guise of nostalgia to fool foolhardy Minnesotan's into thinking we somehow know better than the rest of baseball.

"There goes Terry Ryan again with another Twinsian deal. Guy brings back Jacque Jones for one more go-around before being put out to pasture."

"Hey, I wonder if Jason Kubel can still hit."

"Jim Thome can still play, can't he?"

"I can't wait until Torii Hunter's contract is up (this would've been prophetic if it wasn't so predictable)."

by DreinWA February 22, 2019

Twinsburg

bloody tea biscuit

In Twinsburg- mate did u take my bloody tea biscuit

by whenurdadleavesu May 15, 2019

twins

when ekisha and basma are literally twins

omg ekisha and basma are twins

by lilllala May 30, 2019

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

Tids

A boy also known as tom defries.

Tids stop getting with the boy over there

by itITmfkgh February 10, 2020

TAIDS

A Type of Disease that makes your toes (usually big toe) appear to have some sort of discoloration.

Symptoms- Staggering pain throughout your toe; bleeding and swelling.

Looks like you toe fucked a zombie.

James has TAIDS after a stool was dropped on his foot at spoons.

by RoamingRooster March 25, 2020