Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Fine Good Tires

We Have Some Fine Good Tires At A Party And It Tastes Bad Don’t Try

Dude Who Eats Tires ExpectulailoliandyburphkgivfjfhgushshjsbwudbusbsbbJshudhehavwhhwhwheukwkw The Fine Good Tires?

by Bob And Logan May 7, 2022

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021

Hungry Tired

When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.

I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.

by Kakitsune November 13, 2021

Tired

To not sleep and stay up talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend!

I am so tired I stayed up talking to my boyfriend

by Stacies October 6, 2019

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

tire pile

Slang term for a suburban sex party featuring at least one little person.

My little buddy from work Larry says he can make it on Friday so it looks like we’ll be having a full on tire pile instead of the regular old orgy.

by KC Mc January 15, 2024