Pan

Pan is a extremely rare type of man. He usually is seen with a shredded jawline. He doesn't have any girlfriends but his eyes and smile are piercing. He is very loyal and always tries his best to be faithful. He usually is chill but can also be weird and scary. If you have him you should do your best to keep him by your side. If you lose him theres a huge chance he might move on really early after.

Girl: Nice weather today.
Pan: Thanks.
Girl: Your weird.

by FireworkDealer October 4, 2020

Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021

PAN

PAN is an abbreviation of Pussy ass nigga

My friend was being zesty and goofy as fuk so i told him
Bruh stop being a PAN before i slap your ass

by DVTO July 8, 2024

Pan

1. The Greek god of sex (also a half goat)
2. An abbreviation of the word pansexual, meaning the ability to feel attraction to anyone, regardless of gender

The pan(sexual) reading this is the god of sex

by grilledcheeseunderthedoormat August 18, 2023

puffin’ pan

A fish that puffs water out of its gills into the pan it is in while it is being fried

Do you know the puffin’ pan,
the puffin’ pan, the puffin’ pan?
Do you know the puffin’ pan
who lives on Proud Puff Street?

by bluestinger66 July 6, 2023

Pan misio

A God
19289228 yo anime girl
Was stolen by user @theurhara36
Can’t cook
Is cute
BRUH HE IS IN YANSIM
Has a youtube channel
Cat bear dog

Blue <3
Nya

Ñ

Ayo who is your fav youtuber
Pan misio nya

by ariass November 21, 2021

Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020