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Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.
“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears
by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016
mugGet the Paint your earsmug.

Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
by pleaseme June 1, 2012
mugGet the Fire in the Paint Shedmug.

mexican face paint

during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression
so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!
by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009
mugGet the mexican face paintmug.

painting your nails

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
mugGet the painting your nailsmug.

paint dat ho

When a male reaches orgasm he directs the flow of his semen all over the female's body, typically using vertical paintbrush motions. Ejaculation may be directed at the females face.
Lil' Rapper: I said bitch, drop it real low
Ugh, watch me paint dat ho
Young Rapper: Hit her wit dat whitewash
dat whitewash
by rkt5 May 23, 2010
mugGet the paint dat homug.

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.
I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.
by tj2x May 12, 2011
mugGet the Alaskan Paint Jobmug.

Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.
Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.
by rmarion February 25, 2010
mugGet the Filipino paint jobmug.

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