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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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Creep

he really wishes you were here
he's a total weirdo
and he definitely does not belong here
"I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doing here?"
by samallwise August 28, 2023
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Genital Creep

TERF: He is a boy!
Normal: You seem to be a genital creep. You define people by what they have between legs, not between ears.
by Exdetransitioner2 October 2, 2023
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Creep

Weird hair thinning out pedfile who's usually racist and keep a mini buttplug on his night dresser usually goes by the name "race fuetz" or some corny shit along those lines....he also touches children.
Hey that creep touches kids.
by Ytpplaregay October 2, 2023
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Creep Seats

The row of chairs used for viewing at the back of the yoga studio.
Fred enjoyed the view from the Creep Seats at the yoga studio.
by Snow Biscuit April 18, 2024
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Creep

Woman: "That ugly man over there tried talking to me. He's such a creep!"
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
by Fcking_Chuck March 12, 2024
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Creep

Adam is a little sneaky creep for buying hannah flowers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Danp June 15, 2022
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