Tedas

A cool person with cool friends and a bad life bc why not

Tedas has cool friends, Therefore if you're my friend, You're even cooler!

by no.#8641 is my discord May 3, 2020

TedKennedy

A drowning death, usually involving foul play.

I saw this movie where this guy tried to tedkennedy this girl, but she managed to find an air pocket in the boat and she ultimately escaped and put him in prison.

by meoky September 3, 2009

Teddy Smash

When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.

Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shesthereasonforthewordbitch September 20, 2010

Teddy-Ballin

1) Its more than a word, its a lifestyle...its when your swag is at a hundred trillion zillion

2) Its having the ability to fly above the bullshit in life and staying positive...

3) Its going out there working harder than hard, to make it and achieve your goals

3) Its living a successful life after growing up in a struggling neighborhood society and surroundings...

4) Is being a guy so sexy that no woman can resist him, nor would they want to, known to cause immense sexual pleasure

5) Its being well respected, high in status......

6) Its to be dat dude...A very sexy, hot, cute, adorable, huggable, kissable, smart, kind, hardworking, and respectable being...

1) Its not only having a ps3 in every room but having a baby closet inside your already oversized closest just because your "Teddy-Ballin"....

2) You know your "Teddy-Ballin" when you to fly to L.A for a week just to play basketball wit Kobe.....

3) Circoc is to Diddy what "Teddy-Ballin" is to Teddy

by Mr. Teddy_Ballin August 12, 2009

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

Teddy bear

a person who you fuck with from time to time

i need my teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015

teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

by pickle pants March 8, 2009