Technodestiny

When a technological device, out of its own accord, makes contact with another human's device, which ends up bringing each individual into their divine destiny of meeting one another.

Person A: Dude, my skype accidenty called a cute guy I hardly knew in high school!
Person B: giiiirrrrrl, don't sweat it, this is obviously your
technodestiny.

by Dysrafft May 8, 2015

Technobubba

Men with typical redneck appearance consisting of flannel ,fishing baseball hat, and mullet proudly displaying obvious technology like Bluetooth headsets and smart watched.

Sarah's boyfriend, Hank, is such a technobubba, he just got the new iWatch, but it clashes with his snuff can.

by dil3mma June 13, 2015

techno junkie

Someone who has the need to do everything with the latest state of the art technology, everything else is slow and not enough.

James is such a techno junkie, he just bought a computer but he's not happy cuz there is a newer model that is faster.

by MrGonzalezJose March 8, 2016

techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.

"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"

by LilacDreamer April 18, 2016

technobility

A technician, technology or technical product that that is the top of it's field.

His programming ability and credentials put him in a class of Technobility.

by Jeffipos May 2, 2016

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

technoblocked

When a technological device prevents you from getting your game on.

John went up to the girl at the bar but at the last second she pulls out her smartphone to answer a call.

"John got technoblocked"

by Drazgul September 20, 2016