Nintendo Switch 2

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!

by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025

bust a switch

break out into a sudden rage and anger in response to something. Often used as a threat.

"if you tap that pen again mate, imma bust a switch"

by kcanz January 17, 2023

Light switch

Yeah, it'll just run until you flip it up.

Hym "Yep. Just a light switch. It's down now. Let's get a move on it."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

switch

beat or flick with or as if with a switch.

The angry farmer flicked his switch at the pesky flies buzzing around his head.

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Switch

My cousin said she feel disconnected from the family because she is a switch

What is a switch?

by Chocolate 108 February 3, 2022

Switch

A device that snaps onto the back of a Glock in order to switch it from semi-automatic to full auto.

I put a switch on my Glock before I run up on the opps

by 43dugg August 26, 2022

Flip the switch

I don't flip the switch! God you- I'm in the 2-way mirror room. You are in the switch room. Ok? It's- Fuck!

Hym "Do you fucking hear this guy? I- It's- I don't flip the switch off. Iam! Get a load of this guy. They want me to flip the switch off."

Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."

Hym "WE don't flip the switch."

Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."

Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.

Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025