The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “

They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.

by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

gummy surprise

When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in

Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today

by dickimeandisc November 12, 2022

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021