1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

Diff’rent Stroked

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.

Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!

by Hal L April 30, 2021

Stroke

Taking your sweet time because your getting paid by the hr

John is such a clock stroke.he has been working on the same thing all morning.

by Tommy2gun December 16, 2019

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)

“tokes for strokes?”

by sebby pro March 26, 2022

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing

Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.

by aku3607 March 25, 2025