Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.

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by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010

Hockey Speak

The lingo or language used by most hockey players grade 8-12

“Woah that boyski really went bardownski on the goalie”
“Hey Brady I heard the scouties are checking yeh eh?”

“Why do those retarded hockey speakers act like they’re all that?”

by Minnesotski December 3, 2019

Hyphen Speak

The language of teenage white girls with an IQ below room temperature. This is when people end their sentences with a hyphen (a dash) or say the phrase "I-" by itself. This was popularized around the time "Sis I-" and "And I oop-" got attention. It is usually linked with VSCO girls, Gacha kids, Roblox Aesthetics, Twitter stans, and many other annoying types of people online. 9 times out of 10, the people who do this are usually sensitive, stan some sort of creator, idolize the LGBTQ+ community, are in the LGBTQ+ community itself, or are on the left-wing (Basically your average Twitter user). This quickly sparked memes making fun of this. One of the most popular examples is "Bitches be like 'I- I- You- Wow I-'." Along with memes, it has also started many Discord servers and communities against Hyphen Speak, some of which I am in myself.

Audrey: I-

Jason: I will tear you apart limb from limb if you continue doing that. You have been using hyphen speak for the last year and everyone hates you for it. This is why you have no friends, your family doesn't love you, and why you can't find a job. Stop pretending like you're stuttering online. It's annoying and unnecessary.
Audrey: OMG I can not believe you said that- like-

by Sclaraidus June 26, 2021

slaked lime rickey

Lime rickey that tastes like stone.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

speakerguy

One who spends too much time on linux and listens to too much black metal, especially such a one who practices acts of anarchtical chaos and exhibits megalomaniac traits in real life.

Don't be a speakerguy, get off Kazaa >:O

by cheesepie.net January 7, 2004

Spakcident

Mainly when someone makes a reealy stupid mistake like falling up a flight of stairs, walking into a lamp post ect...

*friend falls up a flight of stairs*
You: OMG you fell up the stairs...what a SPAKCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!

by juzz1994 September 19, 2009

Spakowski

A male model type that is unable to pass a mirror without checking himself out.

1: Look at that Zoolander, he really thinks alot of himself.
2: What a Spakowski

by jdelar June 27, 2010