semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018

Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy

After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.

by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018

Sementing

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."

Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."

by Al Gourd December 7, 2018

Semenary

An all male institution of higher learning where men nan enjoy each other's company and exchange ante dotes on instructing acolytes

I took a vow of dyonesan delight at the semenary

by knowaflood December 20, 2018

samendjie

a thick ass hatian girl who loves big dick niggas.

Yoo u know that girl Samendjie, she sucked my dick yesterday. She slobbed on it good, and she got the fatty.

by Kwebol April 30, 2019

Semenicing

When u look to the future instead of the past

Ex: I was semenicing about us girl

by Kadoodle spots June 4, 2019