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Soccer

Weird Mexican Kid: "yo I play soccer"
by MonkeyTitties November 11, 2019
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Soccerboss77

Soccerboss77 was Findex_'s #8384 final kill!
by consume the cat October 22, 2020
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binocular soccer

Simply playing a game of soccer with a pair of binoculars. A person can use either end of them to view people as if they're far away or really close.
During lunches we used to play a round of binocular soccer until someone got racked in the nuts.
by Datfreemandoe May 24, 2014
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Head Soccer

A game which was created by a company named D&D Project soul. The main object of the
game is to make your goal like a normal soccer game, but just playing with head and foot. You might
see the game as simple, but when it comes to special attack, you are gonna totally FREAK OUT.
The powers are like just fucking awesome(although some of them are piece of shit), and some of
them are even inspired from animes. LOL
A: Dude, I'm playing 'Head Soccer'.
B: Oh, really? Sweet man, let's play it together.
(five minutes later)
B: Dude this game is boring.
A: ..or IS IT..?!
(game screen shows up that power is full)
(A press the power button.)
(the player makes a shot with his special attack)
B: WHAT THE F**K! Maybe I should have thought about it twice..
by Herrickjunior June 4, 2016
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dream leuage soccer

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by Kantoukis November 27, 2017
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Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..
Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh
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Soccer

The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)
Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
by theEnglish June 15, 2009
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