Mckenna

this person is always in a car. thank you
guy; hey let get in mckenna

you; WTF
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Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..
Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh
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Rachel the Celeb

Rachel is better then you remember that, she also likes to annoy Mikey the Soccer Dad and Ella THEE Serial Killer. She has had to survive these idiots for 20= years she is still spurred that Ella hasn't murdered her family yet.
You: I'm better ten you

Me: ya i'm Rachel the celeb everyone loves me
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