Simpsnake

A big black deceptive dumbass who is so desperate for a women’s touch he lets them dominate them mentally and physically.

He is a class-act simpsnake, he let Jessica walk all over him.

by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019

Simphony

It's kind of like a simp but the whole orchestra of them.
Usually crawl around playroom discord server.
Tend to ask for foot pics of superior female race that is apparently non-existential in the internet.

The example would be

This guy is not a simp he is the whole simphony.

by SimphonyTM May 22, 2020

Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.

" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"

by Bert alert November 22, 2020

Simpmonsen

Simpmonsen is a play on words on the common surname Simonsen and Simp.

Joining these two together you get a simple and enjoyable way to tease your friend.

Oh, look over there, It's Jacob Simpmonsen!

by SenpaiPotato 1337 error_404 August 13, 2021

Simphony

Any actions taken by a simp to Impress someone

I acknowledge the fact that I've caused you pain, and I truly want to say I am sorry. The silence is deafening. Please forgive me for insulting your birds and telling you that your not ace even though you are, I am truly sorry, please forgive me, I am so sorry, did I tell you how sorry I am, well I am just really really really really sorry, sometimes I say things which I dont mean, I am sorry for that as well, please forgive me (A note where the writer is trying to impress a girl)

The popular kid in the school did an act of Simphony over a girl who rejected her twice before

by S4cats September 30, 2021

Simphony

Actions taken by a simp to Impress someone
Eg: I acknowledge the fact that I've caused you pain, and I truly want to say I am sorry. The silence is deafening. Please forgive me for insulting your birds and telling you that your not ace even though you are, I am truly sorry, please forgive me, I am so sorry, did I tell you how sorry I am, well I am just really really really really sorry, sometimes I say things which I dont mean, I am sorry for that as well, please forgive me(note written by the writer to impress a girl)

The quiet kid did an act of Simphony over the teacher

by S4cats September 30, 2021

Sampson park

a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be

Sampson park has beef with progress village

by Sampson park November 23, 2021