sausage farmer

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.

That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.

by PoeMan September 4, 2007

Stinky Sausage

Is the smell of your Penis if you have not washed it for a couple of weeks (This applies to people with a Forskin.

Jim pulled the skin back from his forskin and i Smelt Stinky Sausage.

by Scrak McRack September 12, 2006

jamaican sausage

A Jamaican man's penis.

Every chick wants a piece of the Jamaican Sausage.

by DJKham May 4, 2006

Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.

Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!

by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010

sausage sandwich

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.

"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"

by 2d unit March 3, 2008

Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

by R1crazy May 17, 2003

sausage casing

Term used to describe the ring of guys surrounding an attractive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also a "sausage force-field."

Man 1: You should go talk to her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got a fucking sausage casing around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008