samonah 

Samonah is the most beautiful woman alone. A Devine feminine worth worship. No one compares to Samonah

Look at Samonah isn’t she beautiful

Her name is Samonah. Pretty huh

samonah by Coolcatmommy June 23, 2023

sausage saloon 

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

sausage saloon by tuftskins December 9, 2009

beauty salon 

brothel

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

beauty salon by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

flying sammon 

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

flying sammon by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

Hair Salon Hot Pocket by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Poop Salon 

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

Poop Salon by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021

Dirty Salman 

Filling every hole with marshmallows and running around the ER naked yelling that you want to be pregnant.

There is no coming back from a Dirty Salman.

Dirty Salman by Queen Ash June 29, 2021