dope rope

The cord that automatically pulls a newbie skydiver's parachute, A.K.A. static line.

Instructor: "Act like you know what you are doing. I'm sick of holding on to the dope rope."

by FragileX August 24, 2011

European Ropeswing

When someone has ridiculously long pubic hair, and you swing underneath them whilst holding onto their pubes.

"Dude! Jenna TOTALLY let me give her a european ropeswing last night!"

"Man, her pubes were so long that I could have done a european ropeswing!"

by Justaperson16 March 22, 2012

cannoli rope

1. noun. Fine Italian twine used to secure boxes at fine boutique bakeries. Superior to baker twine and twice the thickness of pastry yarn. Street slang for higher gage butcher's string.

2. verb. action of using cannoli filling in a sexual manner to "capture" an victim by catering to their sweet tooth. Classic move by pastry perverts.

I cannoli roped Rachel last night. She sucked out the cream and gave me a dessert.

by Gleaven May 6, 2015

trump rope

To move or finesse in a clumsy manner.

The President's health care policy has been a clumsy Trump Rope.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 12, 2017

Neck rope

The act of suspending one self by the via a noose

"Man I just might commit neck rope"

by bro_cap December 31, 2019

Tight Rope

When two dudes work a little pre-cum and touch tips and step apart and see how far the cum bridge can stretch before it breaks.

Hey grandpa now that grandmas gone, wanna touch tips and tight rope? No homo.

by Im-not-gay696969 February 6, 2020

Reject From Romper Room

Someone who is excessively naive and exhibits below normal intelligence. Based upon the popular children's series.

Where did you hire that reject from Romper Room? They barely knew how to turn on a computer much less operate one.

by demongolem January 8, 2011