by boys from the south May 6, 2006
Get the puerto-rican stamp mug.A monkey banana whore whos ugle asf. His mom is way hotter than him. He sits on people and turns them into pancakes. Usually dumb with no common sense but he sure does know how to give head.
by truthgirl69 October 22, 2019
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by truthgirl69 October 22, 2019
Get the Riaan mug.by j r lang January 13, 2008
Get the puerto rican chow pass mug.n. A Puerto Rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. Usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. Usually of a more muscular caliber. Can be adopted or bought at a local Mental Iinstitution.
Little kid: "hold on i think the ball landed in Mr. Jose's yard.
Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*
Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!
PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....
Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*
Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!
PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....
by Captain Seafoam sucker April 29, 2010
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Get the Rihanna mug.The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
by cullan October 3, 2006
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