queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

queef toaster

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

by D nards September 5, 2011

queef fountain

When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!

1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed

2) In history i had a queef and it turned out it was a queef fountain

3) If you ever run out of water (ex. mexico) find your local queef fountain.

by Harpo shqueefer November 18, 2006

Queef Mouth

Insult used to shut someone up when they are being stupid.

Another way to say "douche bag"

Jim wouldn't stop talking about planking yesterday. He is such a queef mouth.

by mzsparxxx July 20, 2011

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

queef magnet

The amricans way of calling a person a wanker

that dudes a fucking queef magnet.

by Alex Barra February 22, 2011