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thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin
Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!
by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017
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Pumpkin

He’s a very good gorilla tag player that jukes a lot and can scale 1v1s anyone who wants to he likes being in competitive
Oh no pumpkin is in the sever we need to leave!” “He’s to good”
by Yt_pumpkin February 28, 2022
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pumpkin chuckin

Pumpkin Chuckin or Chunkin as it is call in other areas, is the art of building a trebuchet, slingshot or catapult to launch a pumpkin as far as you can. This event is featured in Union Grove, WI.
Hey are you goin to pumpkin chuckin in October?
by grovegirl98 May 7, 2018
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Pumpkin Gut

An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .
by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020
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pumpkin vine

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008
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Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.
Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.
by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022
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Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010
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