Pulling a Kieran

Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.

"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"

by officiallyatit May 25, 2015

Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker August 26, 2016

pulling a jennae

The act of knowingly missing school or a class when you know you have a test that day.

Did you hear about Ricky? I heard he got caught pulling a Jennae instead of taking the physics test!

by paperplate123 July 22, 2016

pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.

Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

Pulling a timmy

Sleeping with a married woman with or without permission.

Bro, totally pulling a Timmy tonight.

by Turboedtegy July 1, 2016

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for some stupid shit you did a long time ago for a pointless reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night when he exposed himself for cheating on his wife, so she wouldn't think he was out getting drunk.

by Gonnakms November 2, 2016