Person who is a poser, but also does a poor job of trying to emulate the style, fashion or activity.
Portmanteau of "poser" and "douche-bag" or "scum-bag" or even "trash-bag".
Portmanteau of "poser" and "douche-bag" or "scum-bag" or even "trash-bag".
Mike just bought the Kayne CD and the next day he was wear wearing bling and showing underwear instead of his usual three piece suit. What a posebag.
by don't use air conditioning August 10, 2008
Get the posebag mug.Somone who tries to fit in with a group of people. They obviously do not fit in but try their hardest to conform to this group people and usually end up just being a liar and a fake.
Alex tries so hard to fit it with Kara and Kately that she lied about hooking up with JT, just because Kara and Kately are sexually advanced, aka she is being a poser.
by Second star to the left December 17, 2008
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Does not have to be a wannabe boarder or someone who listens to good charloette, or anything like, for all you know, it could be a boarder trying to be a nerd! just cause it doesn't happen regularly doesn't mean it's impossible. anyways, a poser is someone who tries to be like a certain group of people, and half the times, aren't even cool. i mean why would you want to be emo? they cause themselves more pain - to deal with pain!
george is a poser, he tries to be a punk by hanging out with other punks but was too scared to enter class late by 10 seconds because he might be taken off the honour roll.
Tom is a poser.
Tom is a poser.
by soda pop12 January 4, 2009
Get the poser mug.A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
Get the poser mug.Someone Who either dosent skate or sucks badly at it. and who wears skate brand cloths and talks shit about good skaters, and lies about tricks they cant do.
poser: dued i just landed a 12 stair yesterday
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
by eddiethek May 27, 2010
Get the Poser mug.A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.
When people are not around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.
When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.
When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
by Zenoe May 29, 2010
Get the Poser mug.Being poserrific try as hard as humanly possible to correctly pose others behavior. They maintain the highest amount of sarcasm possible whilst doing so, in a desparate attempt to be somewhat believable. Often found in those who are stuck up, emos, scenesters, those that lack confidence, 16 year old girls, 13 year old boys, and anyone else who is trying too hard. Those who correctly maintain a poserrific state for long periods of time are "doing it right."
Alex pretended to laugh along with the crowd, but unbeknownst to him, the entire crowd knew he was being poserrific. The crowd then proceeded to laugh at, throw bottles/stones at, hang, tar, feather, crucify, and set fire to alex for his poserrific behavior.
by silasam July 7, 2010
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