Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit August 7, 2013

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015

paper mill lock

A great place to get seshed at. Usually has a lit chocolate cake.

Wanna go down to paper mill lock.
Sure G it will be lit.

by johnmque March 5, 2017

paperhatchet

A rude or vulgar statement in place where you'd expect something nice or sweet.

He sent me a card and I expected it to say something sweet but I got a paperhatchet instead!

by Wildling June 3, 2017

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018

Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018