penguin 5 5 5 5

to misconstrue, to lie

I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.

by hesatool February 9, 2003

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

by Action movies (marvel) June 4, 2019

Penguine Terrine

A pate like food, made from crushed penguins.

I caught a penguin today, I think I'm going to make it into a penguine terrine.

by el buzzward September 20, 2011

Penguin

A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.

i cant think of anything to go here or how to sum a penguin up ya twat. they are very cute tho

by Gabrielak December 19, 2021

feed the penguin

Verb, be fellated by a nun.

Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.

Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.

by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021

Glazed Penguin

Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.

"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"

by Baylee348 August 15, 2016

Penguin

It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.

The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.

All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin

by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024